Hey, howzit goin'? Things with me are going all right, although I have to say, I generally enjoy living within your borders, but today was not so fun. If you could perhaps reconsider that whole "90% humidity" thing, I'd really appreciate it. Otherwise, this entire season is going to suck for me. Your high temps combined with the incredible amounts of moisture in your air really just make me feel like taking refuge in another state. Or at the very least, lying in a dark room in front of an air conditioner.
How could you do this to me? It's not even MAY yet and you've already brought the pain. Ouch.
Then again, James really REALLY loved it when you rained like crazy this evening. And you chose to bless me with an event that is oh-so-rare here: a cool breeze. So thanks for that. I think maybe I'll stick with you. At least for a little while.
If only you'd consider ditching the pollen.
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Dear immigrant,
I'm so glad you are enjoying the many delights of your new home. We have honestly tried to do something about the humidity and the pollen. Just rest assured that we are working on it!
Your friends at the office of new taxpayer relations, Raleigh, NC
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